“Look guys I just made up a dilemma to mock at people that don’t exist”

All petrol cars kill people and should be illegal

All bathtubs can have enough water in them to drawn people and should be banned. (wot linda logic is that?!)

All bathtubs can kill people. All cars do kill people. I’m an environmental scientist. The PM pollution from cars will contribute to a death if you drive one through a residential area. It won’t be your fault alone, but you’ll share the blame.

Stop driving your car.