Aliens arrive: we have killed your leaders and taken control of your planet.
Us: oh thank god
Aliens: you are now citizens of ... Wait what
Aliens arrive: we have killed your leaders and taken control of your planet.
Us: oh thank god
Aliens: you are now citizens of ... Wait what
@alisca "You will all be given jobs and uniformly provided with only the bare minimum to maintain you in good mental and physical health. Furthermore, education to teach you useful skills and true facts about the universe will be compulsory."
[cheering]
"I don't think this translator is working right, these are all bad things."
@DougWar40k "we will force you to work until 50 years old"
Is this even ON
@alisca @DougWar40k "We will destroy your primitive transport infrastructure and replace it with mass transit; we will also strip you of your fossil fuels and confiscate all your golf courses to build our energy plants instead."
All hail the aliens!!! 