it isn't fucking "minimalist" "art deco" you tool you don't have any fucking idea what you're talking about aghghggghhhh

also can we just take a moment to appreciate how bad these all are?

Hilariously enough there is a chance that, since Twitter is incredibly fucking popular in Japan, the stupid rename will lead to Twitter Japan being known as X Japan... which is the name of one of the most famous rock bands in Japan.

Amazing foresight by Musk, literal brain genius

"Thanks for the name, idiot. You want all this Twitter shit we're throwing away?"

https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-twitter-take-x-handle-from-original-user

Elon Musk takes @x handle from its original user. He got zero dollars for it.

Here's how it went down.

Mashable
No one left at Twitter knows how to change a handle

Elon's sycophants getting pretty tinfoily once again. These morons will never be satisfied lol

Strangely, banks sometimes refuse to deal with people because of things they said, too. Like "I hate paying my bills on time" is a good example.

Elon figured out how to get rid of Community Notes on his own posts
Apparently some Nazi posted CP, elon wrote a post about how it’s too difficult to appeal bans, and reinstated his account sans CP. he is now posting deepfake nudes of AOC, which Elon is surely jacking to

is it back or is this just another case of the twitter backend struggling for eventual consistency?

who knows!

even the backend people at twitter might not. could be an issue with something no one left at the company knows about, or it could be elon making changes to prod directly without telling anyone. they'll know when he tweets about it, same as everyone else

this man is the biggest idiot there is. here's a little story.

we are all pretty sure that the spark that lit the fuse here was the @elonjet account. the world's richest man was furious that some teenager was using publicly available data to report publicly on the movements of his publicly registered airplane through public airspace (this reaction was caused by amphetamine-induced paranoia).

first he tried to give the kid a tesla, an offer which was sensibly declined.

then he tried to pay him off for reportedly some amount under $10,000, which was also declined. after this rejection elon had a poopants hissy fit and started buying up twitter stock through third parties, accumulating nearly 10% of the company and failing to disclose same in the legally required way. presumably he was planning to gain some amount of leverage with the company and force them to disable the account.

a few months later, it became apparent that elon was doing this.

the twitter board, sensibly not wanting to let musk start dictating terms, agreed on a plan. they would invite elon to join the board, but simultaneously implement measures that would prevent him from owning more than 15% of the company.

when elon heard what the board had in mind, he shit right through the seat of his pants, got blasted on adderall and ketamine, and ordered his lawyers to make an offer to buy the company outright. we all know how it proceeded from there.

but that instigating event, the elonjet account. how he was so mad that anyone could track his jet and see where he was going?

the FAA already has a program to let aircraft owners obfuscate transponder IDs. you apply for the program and after some back and forth you can have an alternate id that is not registered to you in the civil aircraft registry.

https://www.faa.gov/air_traffic/technology/equipadsb/privacy

elon musk actually did enroll in this program, but the incompetent yes-men who work for him bungled the job and didn't program the alternate id into the plane correctly, letting the @elonjet account continue to track him.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kx8wa/emails-show-spacex-bungled-elon-musks-private-jet-privacy

a month after elon discovered this fuckup, he started buying twitter stock.

the end

Emails Show SpaceX Bungled Elon Musk's Private Jet Privacy

FOIA docs reveal that SpaceX enrolled Elon Musk's jet in a federal program to prevent tracking, failed to implement it properly, then asked for help during the @ElonJet meltdown.

big ol' lol, but you know, not. because he did that, and he's done it to others, and he keeps doing it, and no one is going to stop him

and no one is ever going to try to sue him for defamation again after what happened to vernon unsworth

Everyone asking what kind of person would still work at Twitter, now you know.

"Hunt Hunt the woke bird. Skin em alive and eat them bones!!! I do this act for Elon!"

https://fortune.com/2023/07/26/passionate-elon-musk-employees-are-coating-the-twitter-offices-in-black-paint-and-boasting-about-hunting-and-eradicating-remnants-of-the-twitter-bird/

Passionate Elon Musk employees are coating the Twitter offices in black paint, and boasting about ‘hunting’ and eradicating remnants of the Twitter Bird

While some longtime users decried the demise of the Twitter brand, a group of zealous X employees swept through the San Francisco headquarters on mission to purge remnants of the old brand.

Fortune

lmao it just keeps getting dumber and dumber

https://mashable.com/article/xai-twitter-handle-elon-musk-x

Not just @x: Elon Musk also took @xAI from its original user

A pattern is emerging.

Mashable
I think mentioning "variants" added the COVID info blurb. You can't pay for that kind of marketing.
I know at this point I should really not be surprised or shocked by anything but there’s something about right wingers openly sharing tips on how to post CSAM on Twitter that really hits different

the whole article is a good read, really covers just how much of a dipshit musk is, and why his stupid 𝕏 app is going to crash and burn like one of his rockets

https://wheresyoured.at/p/the-rot-king

The Rot King

Elon Musk is symbolic of the economic nihilism of the business world

Ed Zitron's Where's Your Ed At
Getting more Dude Wipes brand vibes from this by the day
any bets he didn't get a permit or building permission for this also?

Just a normal day on Twitter-X-Stormfront spaces

Republicans who hated big tech suddenly go...."Huuummmm maybe big tech Ain't so bad......"

Neo-Nazi Ex-Marine Buys Up Land in Rural Maine for 'Blood Tribe'

Since the beginning of 2023, neo-Nazi and ex-Marine Christopher Alan Pohlhaus has ramped up his efforts to create a white supremacist enclave in Maine by accumulating rural property, soliciting cryptocurrency donations on Telegram and embarking on a cross-country recruiting trip, according to messages Pohlhaus posted to Telegram.

Southern Poverty Law Center
android app logo updated and yeah, whoever said "this looks like the logo of a club in eastern europe that hides a sex trafficking ring" was right

Very well thought out rebranding

its funny because certain their project manager types, probably the first to get let go, did shit like preventing this and every other rookie thing elon does to the website, idiot proofing what bosses want to implement

Wow that is about as obnoxious as it's possible to be

https://nitter.net/itsmefrenchy123/status/1685177000913502209

Video mirror in case it gets taken down

Gee I wonder why

we've found the shithead big enough to make everyone root for the landlord

weird how elon and david sacks keep hosting weirdo fringe republicans

inscrutable politics

They're still called "retweets" when you open a tweet though

lol that it's taking them so goddamn long to change these things

linda yaxx sounds like an actress whose film I would have seen in a Times Square basement theatre in 1977

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/07/28/business/starlink.html

"On March 17, Gen. Mark A. Milley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and Gen. Valeriy Zaluzhnyi, the leader of Ukraine’s Armed Forces, dialed into a call to discuss Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Over the secure line, the two military leaders conferred on air defense systems, real-time battlefield assessments and shared intelligence on Russia’s military losses.

They also talked about Elon Musk."

With Starlink, Elon Musk’s Satellite Dominance Is Raising Global Alarms

The tech billionaire has become the dominant power in satellite internet technology. The ways he is wielding that influence are raising global alarms.

The New York Times

The giant X strobe light is even worse than you could imagine

https://nitter.net/realchrisjbeale/status/1685353135236403200

Video mirror 1 in case it gets taken down
Video mirror 2 in case it gets taken down

Musk is threatening to *not* leave san francisco and making fun of his landlord for crying over his ~amazing sign~

He's just fucking with people now for fun. He is a legit psychopath.

saw a guy driving a model 3 a few weeks ago with an "elon musk sucks" bumper sticker next to his plate, great news for the brand!!
hey, guess what, he's shining the sign directly into the SF city attorney's office
If the tenant can straight up deny your entry more than once for a dangerous structure being erected illegally, your laws are kind of shit IMO.
@cspam “Tweeter” lol

@brooklynman @cspam "For Times Like These".

/obscure-ish