NEW MISSION OBJECTIVE!!!!

PRESS W TO WALK FORWARDS

MISSION COMPLETED!!!!

NEW MISSION OBJECTIVE!!!!

why do I even bother trying corporate games once every year or two, it's always even worse than I remember

@sinvega It’s started to amuse me that the first Halo game started with a look/walk test because that was thought to be a necessary accessibility check. It was the dawn of gamepad gaming and they felt they couldn’t assume the stick directions you’d prefer, and would auto-invert or ask to invert directions based on your first few motions. I think so many games copied it without realizing that accessibility check to it, including later Halo games. I started “failing” them to see which ones offer 😹
@sinvega I really miss the days of clever design that could teach you the controls without ever breaking the flow.

@sinvega Giving me a small, simple challenge to overcome by learning the controls is good design.

Stopping everything to tell you the controls is just being a helicopter parent.