I love all of the new capitalist innovations like:

* Submarines that implode
* Computers that lie
* Movies no one can watch, for tax reasons

@Cryptika @SuperTwaddle Or digital books, music, TV shows and movies that you โ€œbuyโ€ online but donโ€™t actually own because the seller can take them away from you at any time in the future (hi, Amazon!).