It’s all a hoax, it’s not a big deal, it’s just hot out.

My family is from Iowa, where they’ve had record breaking storms 3 out of the last 5 years, heat waves lasting longer than ever in history, record cold, and to top it off, wildfire smoke for the first time ever. (Note that this is after they made fun of Cali for being Cali and being on fire). No, none of these events have registered as connected in any way.

Nothing will ever convince these people. They are immune to evidence and argument.