Everyone: Let's use this worldwide communication network to download all the movies and TV show we could ever want.
Hollywood Execs: But that would be piracy!
Everyone: So what?
Hollywood: If you pirate these movies, the people that make them won't get paid for doing so.
Everyone: So if we get the movies through you, they will get paid?
Hollywood:
Hollywood: I never said that.

@nickwedig

Also Hollywood: oh and did we tell you that you can’t buy or rent that movie online that you want to watch. So yeah.
The BBC: What a great idea!