Everyone: Let's use this worldwide communication network to download all the movies and TV show we could ever want.
Hollywood Execs: But that would be piracy!
Everyone: So what?
Hollywood: If you pirate these movies, the people that make them won't get paid for doing so.
Everyone: So if we get the movies through you, they will get paid?
Hollywood:
Hollywood: I never said that.

@nickwedig OMG... this is the right wing 'You might still be in poverty, but at least you have a job and you aren't working on your parent's farm' argument they use to justify exploiting workers in China and India!

I hasn't seen it framed that way before.

Brilliant!