Working on an abridged Beowulf and the explainer introduction is solid gold

@ZachWeinersmith I like it, in the same vein as this actual headline:

"Storm could bring heavy snow, rain or nothing at all"

https://news.unl.edu/newsrooms/today/article/dewey-storm-could-bring-heavy-snow-rain-or-nothing-at-all/

Dewey: Storm could bring heavy snow, rain or nothing at all

A weak weather disturbance blowing across the Pacific might build into the next major snow event for eastern Nebraska — or it could usher in nothing more than a cloudy, gray Midwestern winter day.