What if, instead of Astrology, we had pseudo scientific personality matrices based on more "hard math" principles?

"What your favourite platonic solid says about you?"
"I'm a cosine, he's a cotangent - how can we make it work?"
"Never trust a 19! The top 5 primes under 100 to avoid!"

@Omega_Lairon 🧚‍♀️
Would that improve or worsen our (extremely-hypothetical) prospective dating chances?

@Shards

Well first I'm gonna need the coefficient to the 2nd order integral of your ideal hyperbola ; p

@Omega_Lairon I think blood type as a personality indicator is a thing in some parts of East Asia!

@KatBuchM

Yeah, it comes up in some manga/anime, as well as a few Japanese developed video games. Of note, I believe the original Resident Evil made special mention of the major characters' blood types for that reason.

@Omega_Lairon No-one ever thought it would work, with me being an abelian group and him being an affine space... but ever since he bought me an engagement ring with no zero-divisors we've been a happy ordered pair.