@RikerGoogling Transporters remove pee and poo remotely.

@RikerGoogling someone write that episode where the enterprise discovers the potterplanet and they accidentally open up the shit dimension and upturn all of hogwart society forever

@RikerGoogling WTH, Riker.

@RikerGoogling I was going to say around the time of the 2016 election (otherwise known as the start of "The Bad Orange Years"), people really started to get "full of it".

@RikerGoogling When did they cure flatulence?

@RikerGoogling it Depends, hahahahahahahaha

@RikerGoogling Don’t the transporters just beam it out of you?

@RikerGoogling with the invention of the three seashells

@RikerGoogling They never needed to go. They wanted to go. Bathrooms are cleaner and more comfortable than peeing or pooing wherever they're standing.

@RikerGoogling wait, you don't know about the waste being beamed right out of you?

@RikerGoogling Sometime after Star Trek V, I guess!

@RikerGoogling I heard Captain Seven of Nine and @annoyedobrien are experimenting with micro-transporters for waste extraction. To boost the crews efficiancy