Magic 8 ball should be a 2000s era horror thriller.

Teenagers fate (played by obvious 30 year olds) is dictated by the results of a possessed ball. Signs point to Death 💀 in theaters, whenever.

Hot wheels should play it straight as a Racing movie but those damn orange loopty loop tracks, which again is so normal in that universe nobody brings it up. Wanna see some sick ass hot rods too.

Barney vs Godzilla. Let’s go. Will Love triumph over thunder?

I’m ready for the Mattel Cinematic Universe.

Let’s hide the conservative/capitalist brainwash deprogramming message into a cool movie about Hot Wheels, Polly Pocket and Mighty Max

It’s actually pretty sad that there are probably going to be some braindead Hollywood execs who completely missed the point of the movie and unironically pitch something like this.

If someone can make, for instance, a GI Joe film that demonstrates the dangers of imperialism and projecting military force in the name of “national security”, while wrapping it all up in a candy-coated action-adventure shell, I’m all for it. Or using Thundercats as a ploy for a message about colonialism and destruction of native civilizations, maybe?

Let’s do a Super Soaker movie but it’s the 8 hour war with the aliens from Signs.

If that was what they were going for they should have switched the Barbie and shit movie tags.

I’m down for a BEAST WARS TRANSFORMERS movie

Give me a Japanese animation studio, but an improvised English dud like the original, and I'd actually be pretty hyped for this.

Then Biker Mice From Mars next right?

Yeah there’s even very popular examples in recent history, the Lego movie series to name one. I haven’t seen them, but I think the general consensus about them is positive. Hopefully studios look to this and see the the success in the vision of the film maker and the statement of the art, rather than in the commercial name recognition from a popular toy.