BitterSweet*Munches Table Quietly*
tespoons? That’s what tsp means?
Yeah what’d you think it meant, Eugene?
…ten square pounds?
Calzone explodes
Jazz music intensifies
WTF is a square pound!? You’ve ruined my day.
A square pound is when a guidance counselor who thinks he’s still cool goes in for a fist bump and says "pound it "
When you go at it harder than a trash compactor and your partner literally changes shape.
One pound times one pound, duh.