Ernesto100 days of Halloween starts now.
Skinamarink 2022,C+, father leaves his two little children alone in the house with a malevolent entity. Film has a great atmosphere and seems to focus mainly on that atmosphere but the length of the film seems to work against that atmosphere and all the positives it brings. The best way to see this film is not to worry about the narrative or the meaning of what's happening just embrace the atmosphere. In the end the film doesn't work for me but the director does an admirable job.
House of the Wolf Man 2009,C-, homage to Universal Monster movies. I really wanted to like this one but no dice. Good makeup, okay cinematography, decent music, and a fun climax can't overcome a boring movie that stays boring until the climax. A real shame this one didn't work out the ingredients were there.
Frankenstein vs. The Mummy 2015,C+,bloodier version of the classic monsters fight. Damien Leone is a competent director and after Terrifier 2 I'll always check out his films. This is well made with decent drama but it needed an editor to focus on what was important which is two monsters kicking each other's asses. Good FX, cool looking monsters and a fun performance from Boomer Tibbs are hurt slightly by some sexual violence that was not needed. Didn't think I was going to like this but I did.
Kenny & Company 1976,B, kids growing up and getting ready for Halloween. Don Coscarelli does a good job on his second film and while there might not be a real plot there's a lot of character and emotion that works. Not really a horror film but it gots Halloween in it, so deal with it. This story is not original but the indie film vibe Coscarellip's skills with a low budget make this feel like its own thing.
I, Frankenstein 2014,D, story, it doesn't matter. I have no idea how a movie with so many wacky, silly, and straight up idiotic ideas can be so vanilla and downright boring. Aaron Eckhart is a Frankenstein monster who's lived for 200 years and all he's learned is to have a gruff voice and be the most boring monster ever. I guess Bill Nighy needed the paycheck, Jesus dude, don't do this to yourself.
Fatal Exam 1990,D, professor sends students to a haunted house. The story starts with a professor who sounds like Rod Serling and he tells an interesting creepy story about the haunted house but after that everything goes downhill. 90 minutes feels like 4 hours in this brutally boring film. The filmmakers wasted a creepy looking house, on the outside anyway, an okay interesting score all because the director has no freaking idea what's interesting.
No One Gets Out Alive 2021,B-, undocumented immigrant moves into creepy building. Movie does its job and the creep factor is decent but I do think that just a small dash more of lore would have upped the creepy level. I found the creature in the film to be a good design but it just looked too CGI to my eyes and kind of ruined the design. The monster in 2017 The Ritual looked better.
Dracula 2000 (2000),C, modern take on Dracula infused with nu metal and goth. Did not like this movie on release but kind of enjoyed it now. Gerard Butler is not offensive as Dracula but miscast. Late 90s early 2000s CGI hurts atmosphere, don't hate nu metal but inappropriate for film. Needed more practical effects and New Orleans locations. Christopher Plummer is good as is the rest of the cast. Biggest offender is that the atmosphere is not consistent.
Dracula 2 Ascension 2003,C-, narrative continuity is broken and they resurrect/take prisoner Dracula. A good new protagonist, one cool looking vampire and Roy Scheider can't save this film. The reason it's a C- and not a D is listed above. Dracula is almost a non-entity in this film and while the bad guys are okay everything just feels like a narrative waste. The atmosphere is consistent but that atmosphere isn't too interesting. Bummer all around dudes.
Dracula 3 Legacy 2005,C, protagonist from the second film go to Romania to help NATO stop Dracula. My favorite of the trilogy but it cannot cash the check that the filmmakers wanted the pulpy narrative be. The idea of Dracula as a Kurtz type character is wonderful but Rutger Hauer doesn't pull it off, not Hauer's fault but the filmmakers. Dracula is completely wasted, some okay set pieces but in the end it just can't complete what it wants to do.
Summer of Fear 1978,C,prima chiflada llorona vs. prima bruja puta. Made for TV entry level horror film directed by Wes Craven starring Linda Blair. The filmmaking is competent and Blair does an okay job but the movie is pure vanilla even for entry level stuff. It would have been better to lean into the soap opera stuff but this was made for a wider age audience. Blair should have gone more crazy and upped the cry baby routine.
Without Warning 1980,B+, Predator before Predator but with great actors whose sun is setting. 1950s style sci-fi horror movie with no BS and it knows exactly what it is. Martin Landau and Jack Palance give fun performances and the young cast is good. Alien is a taller classical gray alien without the gray, and funny enough the dude who was in the Predator suit is in this suit too. Good stuff.
Jack-O 1995,C, kid has to fight jack-o'-lantern monster that is somehow connected to his family, I think. This film survives or dies on the charms of Halloween and because I'm a fan of the holiday it lives for me. The movie feels like a gateway horror film although there's nudity that completely throws that out the window. Pacing, kills, and acting might be off but again the charm of Halloween and it's low budget look make it a win for me.
Flesheater 1988,C+, dude who was the first modern zombie in Night of the Living Dead makes his own zombie film. Movie starts as a poor man's Night of the Living Dead but quickly becomes its own thing. Bad acting, dumb story beats are overcome by effective kills, gore and a good score. The discovery of the first zombie also had a cool spooky vibe to it. This movie is purely zombies, kills, and gore, being set in Halloween also helps. Faults diminished by a weird charm this film has.
Madman 1981,B+, big farmer kills family is hung and then comes back from the dead. Released same year as Friday 13th part 2 with Friday being the more competently directed and written film but I just really enjoyed this one and prefer it over Friday 2. With the speed of Jesse Owens and the stealth abilities of Solid Snake you don't want to mess with Madman Marz. Mars has a theme song that is terrible but I love it and the score that sounds that it comes from a Casio is good to, deal with it.
Shocking Dark 1989,C+,movies Terminator and Aliens get together and have a baby even though their doctor said they should do no strenuous activity after brain surgery. Dumb Factor/9, WTF Factor/8, FX Factor/3, robot doing stupid shit Factor/7.5, obnoxious little girl who won't shut the fuck up Factor/8.5, fun Factor/ surprisingly, a strong 7. Probably the only movie where I think it's garbage but also a good time especially if you like Italian horror.
The Fury 1978,B-, telepaths and conspiracies by way of Brian De Palma. Not as good as Carrie or Scanners but still a good time. John Williams does a wonderful score, this and Dracula make me wish that Williams did more horror stuff, he's fantastic with it. Horror needed to be amped up and the film could have done with a crazy tracking shot by De Palma. Cast is good but the antagonist needed more time with his breakdown.
The Devonsville Terror 1983,C+, three women are accused of witchcraft and executed, 300 years later three women come to town facing danger from ignorant towns folk. Good locations, creepy scenes, decent villains and Donald Pleasence don't come together in the end but it is an interesting failure. Donald Pleasence and his creepy storyline are completely wasted. It wasn't as weird as Ulli Lommel's The Boogeyman. If it was I probably would have rated higher.
Disciples of the Crow 1983,C,short film of Stephen King's short story bought from King for $1, AKA dollar baby. Everything is effective and competent in this short that uses ambiguity as a strength although I preferred the happy couple in the movie than the bickering couple here. That being said I did find it kind of forgettable I can't pinpoint why.
Children of the Corn 1984,C-, killer kids film that needs kids doing more killing. This movie has a reputation of being a stinker but it's not that bad and I was entertained. I love horror that's set during daytime and open fields but they feel wasted here. Filmmakers decide to give an origin to what happened to the adults but it's a complete let down. It feels like a rated g bloodbath when it needed to be rated hard r. Should have stuck with ambiguity. Terrible climax.
Children of the Corn 2 The Final Sacrifice 1992,B, killer kids are back and this time they're not fucking around, no seriously if you're old and disabled get the hell out of town. Good time and don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Fun kills especially against disabled people, decent actors and an okay script make this a lot better than the first one. I wasn't feeling the color timing of the film, the color of the first film was better. I think there's a continuity error but I'm not sure.
Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest 1995,C+, evil kid goes to Chicago to spread the good word...of killing no good adults. A new kid is the bad guy in this one or is the same kid from the other movies, I'm not sure and I don't care. He does a good job as the bad guy but the star here is Screaming Mad George and his FX. Part 2 is more fun but this one has better effects, cooler kills because of mad George. The chaos of the climax was fun but the final monster not so much.
