once again I am reminding you of that time the CIA sent someone to assassinate Fidel Castro and he looked her in the eyes while she was holding a gun up to him and he went 'im too sexy to die' and then they fucked
*hands you a gun, you take aim at him* but he just goes, "You can't kill me. Nobody can kill me."
@starwall this story is so wild cause it's basically something out of a movie

@hoppet @starwall I love how nonchalant she is about it in the telling, too

"He just grabbed me. We made love."

No fanfare whatsoever