@idlehand Then I am as old as dirt cause I passed give a frack about 20 years ago.

@idlehand There’s the thing where the young folk mention an iconic band and you say ’Oh I saw them in Bradford, in support …’

That’s nice.

@idlehand yes. Well known fact. The more you care about being cool the less cool you become. The only ones that are truly cool are those who don't give a FF about it.
@idlehand except if you're elon musk lmao
@idlehand @meamdalton Elon doesn’t want to be cool. Elon wants ppl to think he’s cool.

@idlehand
I identify as a geezer, and I support this message.

#geezerrock #geezerhappyhour

@idlehand #AltText4you “You don’t become cooler with age. But you progressively care less about being cool which is the only true way to be cool. This is called the geezer’s paradox”

@idlehand alt text:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you
do care progressively less about being cool,
which is the only true way of being cool. This
is called the Geezer’s Paradox