Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accident

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Accident

@ZachWeinersmith My life and psyche are both worse for having read this. And now, I will share it far and wide.

@ZachWeinersmith Mom made no bones about the fact that all three of us were planned. We were all due on the same day. I was late, my brother was early, and my sister was really early.

What wrong with being regular as clockwork?

@ZachWeinersmith My daughter was conceived via IVF. This conversation is definitely something my wife and I have discussed. "Accident?! Absolutely not!"
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Nothing turns a couple on like measuring basal body temperatures.
@ZachWeinersmith thank you for including the hand on mom's *face* cheeks for clarification . . .
@ZachWeinersmith The wet slapping sounds are the worst
@ZachWeinersmith I’m still processing that time when my mum showed me some holiday pictures and said “that’s when we were trying to have you!”