Age 30?

Pfft. Amateur.

you are never too old for nuggies

I need to find this place where you can get 20 nuggies in a kid’s meal

What kind of kids meal has 20 nuggets??? That sounds magical. McDonalds has like 4

My kid: "It says there is a prize in this cereal box but there's just an empty wrapper with a peanut in it."

Me: 🤔 "Hmm, that IS peculiar."