neutralbipolar2No way they’ll find me now
over_cloxLooks at the top right Finds the X button
Oh fuck, this looks like Twitter now…
NegativeLookBehindWhere’s the “I’m not sure” option?
001100 010010I mean… I do use adblockers…
For context: lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/336989
Ahoy maties, I've got a confession to make... - Divisions by zero
I am an ad-block user a terrorist?!? France just declared people who use ad-blockers terrorists. Anyone else here a terrorist? 🤣 I’m part of the uBlock Origin faction, what faction(s) do you belong to? ----- ::: spoiler spoiler For legal purposes, no we are not terrorists. I mean unless you have a twisted worldview as a french bureaucrat. :::
Prefer not to say.
“Help me decide”
diprount_tomatoWhat would happen if someone pressed “Yes”?
Fpsfrank85Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Do not collect $200.
“Do you want to play tetris?” Of course! Sign me up!
Sirens sound “ALERT. THIS IS A CODE RED. AIRPORT IS ON LOCKDOWN.”
Glances at the text on screen “Are you a terrorist?”
I dont need to be dyslexic to have a good time
Video quality
xD. I just found it on google, I ain’t gonna download the movie to cut that part out, too much work. Besides, it might be too big to upload for Lemmy.
myklOh boy, did I just buy the wrong domain name.
stardom8048I feel like they gotta ask because if the answer is “yes” some action should probably be taken…
We’re all gentlemen here…
wabafeeI bet someone have pressed yes a accidentally by mistakenly reading that as tourist.
Or out of curiosity
I think this button don’t actually do anything similar to those age verification site. My best guess it’s meant to make an actual terrorist to put them unease giving chance for airport police to detect basically psy ops.
ButtersRather it probably just makes everyone else more nervous for no reason.
Move to lemm.eeThe online porn method of age verification.
Jokes on them. I had my fingers crossed behind my back!
hamidI love how I get randomly selected every time
There’s no way my curiosity would allow me to press no.
unconsciousvoidlingCongranulation’s you get an all paid expense trip to Guantanamo Bay.
How much trouble would you get into if you pressed “yes”?
You get denied and an investigation is opened.The main thing is catch idiots, and to slap an extra charge on for lying.
“You’re under arrest for crimes against the United States, Terrorism, and lying”
Its seperate trials, and lying on an eqip form is bad.
Lying to a computer? You aren’t under oath.
“Oh I misread it as tourist”
Its eqip, and the start of the dod investigation. for clearance to see classified stuff.
That literally says American with the American Airlines logo in the top left and a boarding time I. The center. It looks like a self checkin to boarding a plane. Nothing to do with clearance.
Hello there
MrMobius The real question is how many times a day does the security team has to go check on a false alert because somebody’s finger slipped?
Do you get a free cavity search if you answer yes? Because I can’t afford a dentist.
This should make going through security much faster and less invasive.
OP just got added to a new list.
SAF77Of course not. I’m a freedom fighter.
2000 iq level move