there is very little about british culture that i care about but my kettle died this morning and i can't have any tea until tomorrow and i'm honestly struggling
i can make espresso but its not the same i don't want to be wired all day😂 i need to drip feed my caffeine as an excuse to have lots of chocolate biscuits
@damntazzle Can you not boil the water either on the stove or in a microwave?
@kootenay i can but i have a very old electric hob that takes aaages! i better get started now XD
@damntazzle @kootenay Consider getting an induction cooktop, nearly as fast as a kettle and you can cook all sorts of things with it!
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Why did I read this in a Bri'ish accent?
@Colin better be scottish or i will be offended XD
@damntazzle my sincere condolences for this extreme misfortune.
@damntazzle you certainly have some pots around to bridge that, right? x3
@sige but its not /fast/ enough!!
@damntazzle OH NO.
If modern PC building as taught me anything - add more RGB LEDs and it _will_ be faster!
@sige and a turbo button!
@damntazzle oh god yes the good old turbo button 
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I'm not British but I'm big on Yorkshire Tea and Doctor Who 
@damntazzle Oof that's awful. I'd zoom off to a store for a new kettle if that happened to me