This is basically a self own by Babylon Bee. β€œIf you don’t keep your kids locked down in a low information bubble they might discover ideas that make them reject your bullshit”. No shit.
Same can be said about school though.
Isn’t Babylon Bee a satirical news site like The Onion?
Yes.
At this point the Onion is just prophecy.

Yes, but very conservative. I posted this because - as your OP pointed out - it feels like such a self own.

90% of their reportoire are sorry variations of The One Joke conservatives have - attack helicopter. They got banned on Twitter (can’t remember why exactly) and we’re one of the first accounts reinstated by Musk.

I didn’t know. Thanks for the heads up.