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@lowqualityfacts It’s just a hoax by Big Physics

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The only thing F*cker Carlson believes in is F*cker Carlson. 🤮

@lowqualityfacts Or the gravity of his buddy's crimes.
@lowqualityfacts so that's why he is always high as a kite... explains a lot!
@lowqualityfacts I've encountered a few like that. I don't find them attractive.
@lowqualityfacts Bigfoot explained to him it’s woke nonsense.
@lowqualityfacts you mean, Jewish space gravity that steals our Christmas?
@lowqualityfacts low quality doesn’t mean it’s false, right? Please let it be true, with all its consequences.
@lowqualityfacts grave mistakes are his business, in fact
@lowqualityfacts it's not that he believes or doesn't believe in gravity, he's "just asking questions"
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Who needs gravity when everyone knows that the Earth is flat.
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sorry, this fact has too high a quality
@lowqualityfacts Only because Democrats are in favor of it, though.

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"Grow up? Grow up‽ What even did that mean, "up?" I think you are trying to confuse me with misdirection. And that's another thing: Why did they make Miss Direction take off her sexy boots? I thought she looked very good in them. But, I guess, nothing is sacred to some people.

"And that is why I won't eat broccoli."

@lowqualityfacts That would be the least stupid of his beliefs. By far.
@lowqualityfacts Gravity also does not believe in Tucker Carlson.
@lowqualityfacts This doesn't actually feel like a Low-Quality Fact. 0/10
@lowqualityfacts that makes way too much sense.