Help! Help! I am trapped
in a haiku factory!
Save me before they
@LadyDragonfly okay, that got me.
Brilliant execution.
Surprised by snort-laugh.
@book @LadyDragonfly
We will get you out.
Our forces mass at the gate.
But where are the keys?

@leonceundlena @book

"There is no gate key".
"Fezzik, tear his arms off." "Oh,
you mean THIS gate key."

@book @LadyDragonfly
Tears obscure my view
As the walls desintegrate
From howling laughter.
@LadyDragonfly @leonceundlena @book
And there you have it.
The perfect Mastadon toot.
That was amazing. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

@leonceundlena @book @LadyDragonfly

It's too late we can already see
Time here means Insanity
When you stay here too long
You sing different songs
The keys are all made of cheese πŸ§€

@LadyDragonfly this got a full on cackle out of me
@LadyDragonfly This is the awesomest thread on this whole site, troof.

@LadyDragonfly

I wish that I could
But I fear that it's too late
You are stuck there now

@LadyDragonfly

There was a young man
From Cork who got Limericks
And HaΓ―kus confused

@LadyDragonfly
the fact that every
reply is a haiku too
really makes my day
@hexephre
It is, in fact, the
Only rule in this thread.
Go nuts, otherwise
@LadyDragonfly
You will find escape
To the left down the hallway
Whatever you do