When I'm looking for a bank, my number one requirement is "Did the person trick himself into overpaying by $20 billion for this app that he wants to turn into a bank because he's mad at his trans daughter?"
@lolgop My number one requirement in a bank is a place where the person running the place makes real time code changes on production servers and locks everyone out repeatedly and can't afford to pay hosting bills so makes changes to reduce the number of users to save money. Absolutely A+ advertising for a place that wants me to invest my life savings.

@smellsofbikes @lolgop Definitely go for the Bank that randomly fires engineers because they didn't quite scratch that arse stick at the right time, or in the right way.

Then, instead goes at it alone with his godly singular skills that includes burning the bank's name to something nobody can search for.