Mastodawn

Creating Low Quality Facts written in lower quality handwriting.

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@lowqualityfacts Not cigars for Corvette owners?

@lowqualityfacts I remember the long chalky stick sweets in a replica cigarette box....

@lowqualityfacts Cigars were produced as long chocolates....

Because Baby Face Finster looks ridiculous.

Warner Bros Looney Toons were the best.

@lowqualityfacts i find this one disconcertingly believable...

@lowqualityfacts Ugh, this sounds legit. Evil tobacco mfs🧟‍♂️

Weren't cigarettes actually meant to be like the "woman's cigar" or something?

@lowqualityfacts It's like the French-Canadians did. Moufettes were originally marketed as moufles for infants.

(The letter l in moufle disappeared due to the difficulty of pronouncing the letter l before the tt.)

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Big tobacco found their advertising fell flat when they found that infants are not allowed to use matches.