Mundanes clearly don't know shit about #trans health and just make shit up. So I suggest we start making our own shit up and see what we can get away with.

HRT produces intense pheromones making cis people around us susceptible to suggestion. This is why people who actually know us are allies because we're using mind control.

Testosterone injections can sometimes cause dimensional shifts. Transmascs have on average jumped between 374 slightly different parallel universes in their lifetimes.

Transfemmes look younger because estrogen combined with spinny dresses actually produces reverse aging. This is because the intense concentration of cuteness bends spacetime as they spin, eventually causing the flow of time to reverse.

Enbies are in fact the product of ancient gods inhabiting one of their parents at the time of conception. Their divinity placed them above mortal concepts of gender and makes them demigods. Their anger at cis bullshit is in fact the cause of lightning.

Anyone else know any interesting facts about trans biology?