On Whatever I'm talking about the name change of Twitter to X, what it means to me and others, and why I'm going to be on that site much less from now on.

(Also it means Mastodon will be a beneficiary, as probably a lot of things that would previously had been tweets will now become toots. Although I will have to remember to put a hashtag on the political stuff, I sometimes forget that)

https://whatever.scalzi.com/2023/07/24/preparing-my-x-it/

Preparing My X-it

Overnight, not unlike an NFL owner silently absconding with a whole football team to move it to a new town, Elon Musk decided to change the name of Twitter to “X,” which, for those of y…

Whatever

@scalzi (Old guy on the TV, twenty-four years from now. Drives up to the front of an old country house, horse pasture in the background, in a truck that looks retro-futuristic, oversized, quaint & backwards by 2047 standards. Speaks with strangely odd Texas drawl.)

"Hi, you might remember me.
I'm Elon Musk, for eX-lax.

Some things in life are hard to get through.
Sometimes you bite off more than you can chew.
[chuckles] I should know!
But when you're ready to be regular again,
there's eX-lax."