Kansas - sh.itjust.works

Finally we have discovered the only true pronunciation: ArcKansas
Isn’t that just how you normally pronounce it?
Arkansuh. You can blame the French.
Fuck that, it’s Ark-Kansas. And what the fuck is a wensday? It’s wed-nes-day!
Wed-nes-day is the day you get married to a creature from a Scottish Loch