Rule: Lemmy will upvote anything

https://lemmy.world/post/2097948

Rule: Lemmy will upvote anything - Lemmy.world

I wasn’t going to upvote, just out of spite. Hot dogs? No way. But then I saw that it was hot dogs in brine - you got me, you son of a bitch.
Also came in for the brine.
Come for the brine, stay for the blood pressure medication.
OP ignore these salty old dogs
tinned hot dogs are the worst hotdogs they’re like wallpaper paste jarred hot dogs are the far superior option even the ones in a plastic packet are better than tinned
Hey did you eat the punctuation with that hot dog

You’re damn right I’ll upvote the cheapest source of “meat” I could afford when I was at rock-bottom.

Literally 1 tine of these, tinned vegetables, tinned beans, tomato puree, a bunch of different spices, and served with either pasta or with rice in a pitta bread.

Maybe some stolen sauces from McDonald’s for dipping.

And for dessert, a hand rolled cigarette with used filters and second hand tobacco because this is the only hot meal for the day and life fucking sucked.

upped for stolen sauces. rice and stolen taco bell packets kept me from starving back when 17 and kicked out of the house for the 2nd and final time.
You make it sound kinda nice, actually.

Dude I’ve never met someone else who rolled up second hand cigs. My situation when I was doing it was similar to yours, except my friend and I had become rather efficient at stuffing food down our pants at the local Kroger, so we usually had one good meal a day, and then a half cup of rice each for the rest of the day.

I’m glad to hear you’re doing better, that was a rough life and not one I would wish on anyone, even my enemies.

Sliced, sauted over rice with ketchup.
Why buy these over the vastly superior vienna sausages, though? (They're European!)
I wouldn’t even consider upvoting fewer than 6 hot dogs but you got me here.
Great! Something to go with my beans!
Just like back when all you had to do to get upvotes in the DayZ sub was to post cans of beans.
You had me at “in brine” 🥰
Hot dogs from a jar? How could I not?
Sir, that’s a can.
No, that’s 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕬𝖘𝖍𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗
Hotdogs in a can!?!I What a novel concept take my upvote!
Takes 5 minutes to cook them, why would I get them canned?
I am aghast at the thought of hot dogs in a can -- and they're made from !
As a vegan, get an angry upvote!
Hot dogs in a can? That's disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.
Everyone know hotdogs should come in jars.
No, plastic because fuck the environment.
Plastic jars then. Like peanut butter.
No, plastic wrapped, because jars can be reused.
You’re not reusing your old hotdog wrappers?
Posting this on an instance without downvotes is cheating, but still funny
Don’t hate, I’m sure they’re better than some of the shit my kids have had to eat.
Please no, not again!
You’re goddamn right!