While standing-to with antifa a few years back (before the plague), I came face-to-face with a guy carrying a Nazi flag. I said to him, "You know, your grandparents" - he was my age - "would be so ashamed of you now, to see you proudly toting that trash."

"WELL I'M NOT A NAZI, BECAUSE THE NAZIS WERE NATIONAL *SOCIALISTS*, AND I HATE SOCIALISM!"

And I'm like, "wait, dude, your problem with the Nazis is that you think they wanted workers to own the means of production? THAT is where you differ?"