What kinda game is that?

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What kinda game is that? - programming.dev

Pros of Linux: does exactly what you ask it to do.

Cons of Linux: does exactly what you ask it to.

Reminds me of my first day of a computer programming class. My teacher told us to write down instructions on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Then he would follow the instructions.

“Put the peanut butter inside two slices of bread.” He’d grab the jar of peanut butter and put the whole jar inside two slices of bread

“Grab a knife and scoop out the peanut butter.” He’d start stabbing the lid.

Beautiful analogy of what it’s like to deal with technology

Real computer that’s good, but is more like

Error: file “PeanutButter.h” not found

Exit status code 1

“Yes. Of course I have one exit status code. How do I look at it?”

That’s because you’re a noob and forgot to add this at the end:

fix(yourself)```
Pssst if the company’s realise it’s that easy then they wont need anymone to fix it
What language is this capital I If acceptable and how do I purge it from my brain.
English and you purge it by invading Britain

Exit status code -3736228494

In a Java program that isn’t supposed to be able to break like that

I remember seeing a video where somebody did that with their kids! youtu.be/cDA3_5982h8

I thought it was hilarious. But you’re totally right, in the comments everyone’s talking about how they’re programming class had that same thing :)

Exact Instructions Challenge - THIS is why my kids hate me. | Josh Darnit

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