AstrealixWhat is the most underrated thing that you think other people need to know about?
whatisallthisBy a bidet attachment for your toilet right now. It’s like $25 and you can install it in 30 minutes.
Wouldn’t you pay $25 to never have to wipe your ass again? Go do it.
bob_wileyI visited Japan and tried it there several times after hearing people rave about it online. I hated it every time and gave up at some point and went back to my old ways.
You still have to wipe your ass to dry it off, and I’d it got all the poo is questionable, but it’s wet, and you have toilet paper which is the worst at dealing with water. It just falls apart. Not to mention the association I have with a wet ass and bad diarrhea, which isn’t great. All around a bad experience. 0/10, would not recommend.
TeamAssimilationI’d give it another try, with a simpler bidet. Japanese bidets are overcomplicated butthole spas, you might have used ithe wrong settings.
I tried at least a half dozen. Some were simple, others were more complex. The ones that heated up the seat were the absolute worst. Ignoring the whole thing about a warm seat making me think someone else warmed it up, it made my ass sweat, which is never something I want.