By a bidet attachment for your toilet right now. It’s like $25 and you can install it in 30 minutes.

Wouldn’t you pay $25 to never have to wipe your ass again? Go do it.

I visited Japan and tried it there several times after hearing people rave about it online. I hated it every time and gave up at some point and went back to my old ways.

You still have to wipe your ass to dry it off, and I’d it got all the poo is questionable, but it’s wet, and you have toilet paper which is the worst at dealing with water. It just falls apart. Not to mention the association I have with a wet ass and bad diarrhea, which isn’t great. All around a bad experience. 0/10, would not recommend.

Never did a bidet, but I avoid paper to ass like a plague.

I mean, if I’m not home, I do it and whatever.

But I normally just go to shower and that’s it. Just clean it while showering.

When you are on a diarrhea and shitting multiple times a day, your ass starts getting irritated after so much paper. By simply cleaning it in the shower, you have no more irritation.