Peace was never an option.
@WeAreBrisbane they woke up and chose violence. My UQ days were traumatised with ibis stealing my lunch and ducks nipping at my ankles.
@kellyyyllek the Ibis on campus just have no fear at all. My sandwich your sandwich.
@kellyyyllek @WeAreBrisbane And those ants on the great court deliver a might sting. All up - a deadly place!
@WeAreBrisbane
Let me guess - this is just outside the History department, and someone told the birds about the Great Emu War. Specifically, who won it...
@WeAreBrisbane I hope it's not cassowaries.
@WeAreBrisbane I know those birds, it’s all marketing, they are very nice and just want a snack.
Come clean David, we all know you're three bin chickens in a trench-coat.
@WeAreBrisbane "please do not deploy a shotgun"
@WeAreBrisbane we have to put that sign up around here every time musk does something stupid