Mastodawn

I’m really glad we don’t have to hunt our own food anymore… I don’t even know where sandwiches live.

@MostlyHarmless This is their native habitat:

@MostlyHarmless the hunting AND gathering! Whew, gonna take a village and I’m not sure there’s that many people I can work with.

@MostlyHarmless True. But I'm told there's a nest of kebabs not far off, so I'm out to find me a small doner with salad and chilli sauce.

@MostlyHarmless Follow the shrink-wrap.