if you were to do something, resulting in prison sentence, what would it be?

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if you were to do something, resulting in prison sentence, what would it be? - Reddthat

Probably a random obscure law l accidentally violate at some point like picking up an eagle feather or something.
“What do you mean scrambled eagle eggs are illegal?”
“I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!”