rule - Blåhaj Lemmy

Yeah… Those damn gays, and then they kiss deeply a few more minutes before settling down in a shady grove beneath an oak tree… they let the dog wander off as they reacquaint themselves with each other’s body…
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

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This seems to keep happening to prominent right wing homophobes, and here I am, not gay at all and I never get my cock sucked. It just isn’t fair.