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@hoydenhere That’s totally my new band name now.

Well actually, which is better:

More modern: WEIRD RASH

More ‘50s-early ‘60s style: THE WEIRD RASHES

I feel like just plain “Weird Rashes” sounds more like an album name than a band name. Like maybe the first album of a band called “The Consequences.”