I seriously hate touch interfaces on appliances. Especially on cooking tops. Please stop it. It's not cool. It's not modern. It's a nuisance. Bring back physical dials and buttons.

@reina but isn't it cool how sleek and modern they are? and how they don't work if your hands are a little dirty? but certainly that never happens in the kitchen.

wait you didn't intend to *cook*, did you!?

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@tarajdactyl @reina my accelerationist instincts keep telling me that if they started making these for restaurant kitchens i think we might have a real chance at a revolution
@apophis @reina i suspect they are marketed for shiny kitchens that never get used. hopefully nobody will ever buy them for restaurant kitchens.
@tarajdactyl @reina shiny kitchens for "luxury apartments" that are designed only to appeal to speculators and landlords

...hence why they need to be illegal because no market force is going to go against this no matter how bad it actually is

@apophis @reina gosh how i hate that phrase. "luxury apartment" just means overpriced and impractical.

it means they took perfectly fine apartments and "renovated" them, with cheap crappy veneer of luxury on top of absolutely worthless junk so that they can charge "market rates"

@tarajdactyl @apophis For some reason I can't see @apophis's replies on my end? I can't seem to find your instance in either my personal blocklist or the instance's blocklist, nor have I muted or blocked you so idk what's going on?
@reina @apophis oh very weird. they mention you in every toot, so you definitely should see them.
@tarajdactyl @reina it doesn't look like either of our instances blocks the other so i guess it's just one of those random federation failures that happens sometimes
@tarajdactyl @apophis Yeah, I can see them by checking your replies from your instance perspective, so I've seen them, but it's really weird yeah
@tarajdactyl @apophis @reina My godson lives in Sweden and has an ikea stove with touch sensors. Ikeaโ€™s whole thing is making stuff to be used! Weโ€™ve cooked for his family in that kitchen and we were continuously asking โ€œwhat does THAT beep mean?โ€ โ€œWhat number should I set it to?โ€ (Heโ€™s also a UX guy and rants regularly about it.) (He did not chose it; the builder did.)
@ChristmasBaking @apophis @reina "He did not choose it; the builder did" - exactly! nobody who cooks would choose one of these monstrosities!
@tarajdactyl @ChristmasBaking @apophis I chose it but only because I didn't have any other alternatives. It was this induction top or electric heating top. If I had the choice if knobs, I'd pick it in a heartbeat. Though at this point it's money stopping me, as now I can switch it out freely.