What's the stupidest rule your school ever enforced?

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What's the stupidest rule your school ever enforced? - lemm.ee

“Zero tolerance” policy on fighting. Any “active” participation resulted in automatic suspension. That part sounds fine, but active participation included things like holding up your hands in self defense or trying to push the person sitting on your chest while punching you in the face off of you.
I really don’t understand why schools have this rule (at least in many places in the US). Are they trying to teach you to not practice self defense and just let it happen? Doesn’t sound like a great thing to teach.

Funnily enough it had the opposite effect at my school

“If I’m getting suspended regardless, I’m going to stop it here and now.”

Yeah they had to repaint some walls due to blood on a number of occasions. And tear carpet out.

It’s was like the fucking thunderdome the moment shit started going down at my school.