The two main factors affecting the spread of COVID:
1: How dense the population is.
2: How dense the population is.
@dgar πŸ”₯ this is a brilliant joke and a depressing fact
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If only there was a way to measure population density....
@dgar I just awoke from a nap, read this and laughed our loud.πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@dgar this might have two identical lists, but this is the english language, where even two exact sentences have a completely different meaning.
@dgar for those that don't believe that English is a tonal language, this only makes sense with a neutral tone on the first 'dense' but a low/dropping tone on the second.
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Another factor affecting the spread of COVID:
3. just how evil some of the people in power really are
@dgar Did you know that CH stands for COVID Heaven? It is heaven, for the spread of COVID. 250,000 people in a single festival this week. Perfect for spreading the virus to as many communities as possible. ;-)
@dgar So true!! Hilariously funny and sad at the same time.
@dgar Is it bad - when I read a corny joke I immediately think of your account?
@SCampbell
It’s almost mandatory at this point…
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@dgar

I see what you did there, nice!

Despite that public health pandemic plans did/do include an element of obstructive community resistance, no one foresaw that the fascists would make not adhering to guidelines a political loyalty test.