“Are you sure about that?”

https://lemmy.world/post/1925648

“Are you sure about that?” - Lemmy.world

Jesus has chosen the moon men. Weep, oh children of earth, as your god prefers the feel of rare hydrogen isotopes and mostly grey sand over your stupid ass shenanigans.
That explains why it’s crooked, there’s a Christian in charge
Oh they just mistyped, Jesus hold up the moon, the 3 elephants hold up the earth, on the back of the turtle.
A’Tuin gang represent!
We live in interesting times.
But only one set of footprints on the beach…
That will never work. You need all four giants in order to make it to the end stage.
Hmmm, the fruitcakes are extra fruity today...
Jesus giving the upcoming game Marathon some props
The moon is a fulcrum.
🎶 He’s got the whooooole world, in his hands! 🎵
“Ha ha, stupid Christians making typos! I am so much smarter than them because I would not make such a typo”
For context, this person also believes that most slave owners were good people
I am 99% sure that is out of context
They probably were. Look at literally everyone on this site seeing republicans as sub-human. I can guarantee they would enslave them if they could and not feel bad about it
Projection intensifies

Yeah, my Earth key is right next to my Moon key too.

The “typo” isn’t what makes them stupid.

Old Sun Microsystems keyboards had a moon key.
That’s not a typo that’s an error.
The reason we’re ridiculing her is that this picture just is a result of perfect timing and the right perspective, not proof that Christianity is right about everything.
Yes, Christ is holding up the Earth with his leg
“Jesus wants a hug!”
No no, that’s Jebus holding up the Erf, duh.
All my Sunday school class homies join in: “♫He’s got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whole moon in His hands.♫”

Setting aside the Earth vs moon mistake, much like religion, this is an illusion that uses a human creation to explain a natural phenomenon.

Cool photo though.

Yeah humans try to weasel their way into everything. It’s well known the earth is held up by a turtle.

I’m sure if you look back at the Earth from the Moon it checks out.

/s, to be sure.

where was jesus in majora’s mask?
got sniped by skull kid before Link showed up, once again proving flying is the superior miracle over walking on water. RIP 🙏☠️🙏
Ahhh, delicious, delicious sacrilege
I had to make an active !confidently_incorrect community to cross post this to. It’s c/[email protected] if anyone’s interested.
Wait…we’ve been on the moon this WHOLE time???
Hence all the lunacy these days.
Wait so the Moon is flat
NeiR Automata had it right all along.
I know the difference between a man on the moon and a smudge on the lens.
Wait - this changes everything!!
Most scientifically literate ------ian
I love how some people use the most nonsensical arguments in existence. Like in addition to the fact that that’s the Moon, the fact that at a certain time it looks like the statue is holding the Moon when viewed from a certain perspective does not prove that she’s right.
So this is an upside down picture of Jesus making a headstand on the moon holding up the earth with his feet?!? O_o
No, see, he’s just doing it while doing a shoulder-stand on the moon. It’s actually quite impressive.