🐙🐇🐝Pointed Sarah🐞🐡🐧Jul 21, 2023

programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

Show threadLydia MillerJul 21, 2023
@sc_griffith WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE 😭😭🙌🏼🙌🏼 this was 100% me when I was trying to learn about kubernetes
Show threadShinyObjectsJul 21, 2023
@lydiamiller @sc_griffith Wait, kubernetes are actually real? I thought it was part of the joke.
Show threadLydia Miller
@ShinyObjects @sc_griffith 😂 somehow yes
Jul 21, 2023 at 12:00pmWeb
Show threadShinyObjectsJul 21, 2023
That satisfying feeling when you find someone cool to follow and just before you hit the follow button, you find that they've already just followed you.