Literally nobody wants conservative garbage in office. The party of liars and frauds always defanging enforcement of laws and regulations and everyone knows because we have been talking about it since that Liar War George WMD Bush and housing crash that he did.

Every chance we had at reigning in the psychopathic elites was thwarted by the Conservatives ONLY.

The white dudes couldn’t do it so we voted in a black man and they revolted by selling out to foreign enemies to steal an election because they got caught stealing 2000 with the Brooks Brothers Riot.

The party of garbage is being taken out and the midterms show it.

They might go and get crazy and attack the country again OR start pretending they’re Democrats - they already do.

And then you woke up

The only reason conservatives win anything is because of lines on a fucking map. No one likes that shit

Both parties are gerrymandering as much as they can get away with. If you meant the electoral college that's part of being a federation of states, sorry. Changing the rules to benefit your team is not exactly fair either, right?

Almond joys got deez nuts, Mounds don’t