American recommendation letters: “This candidate is the most brilliant person alive. I will never in my entire life have a student as smart as this one again.”

European recommendation letters: “This person completed the requirements for my class. They are currently alive.”

@tiffanycli lol sometimes people have asked me for recommendations and I'm like uh wait. Why?
@grumpasaurus @tiffanycli "What, exactly, am I about to become an accessory to?"