American recommendation letters: “This candidate is the most brilliant person alive. I will never in my entire life have a student as smart as this one again.”

European recommendation letters: “This person completed the requirements for my class. They are currently alive.”

@tiffanycli Honestly we should switch to the European style here in the US.
@kmagnacca or just do away with letters! If they’re all effusive with praise, they end up being less than useful
@tiffanycli @kmagnacca if everyone is awesome no one is awesome
@tiffanycli That's just it though, they're not all effusive, but you have to telepathically determine if they're just not putting in as much praise as others are, or if they're subtly trying to say the person is terrible (which I definitely have seen).