"Moon Landing Day"?

Pfft. We've all been living on the Moon since 1898. The entire human race was drugged in our sleep one night and transferred to the Moon, so the Snail People could have the Earth to themselves. The "Moon" we see in the sky at night is actually Earth with a paint-job.

@Spearhafoc This is the reason nothing is in black and white anymore, all the grey paint was used to paint the earth to look like the moon. "Color film", you'd have us believe that silver halide was a conveyance for hues? Silver is grey, everyone can see that! They've played us for fools! Wake up!