American recommendation letters: “This candidate is the most brilliant person alive. I will never in my entire life have a student as smart as this one again.”

European recommendation letters: “This person completed the requirements for my class. They are currently alive.”

@tiffanycli I had to convince my supervisor to reprint my recommendation letter not in comic sans. He had just patched comic sans support into troff and was super-excited to use it for something, but I pleaded something else.