Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
Rapist ex-presidents rotting in prisons,
Orange jumpsuits matching his orange skin,
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
Payoffs to Stormy and Karen McDougal,
Showers with convicts from “shithole countries,”
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
Imprisoned fascists who don’t pay their taxes,
Me & Melania on a sex swing,
These are a few of my favorite things