As Sisyphus reached a million followers, the audience moved to a new platform where he would again start from zero and resume the climb.
@seamus "Allow boulder-push notifications?"

@seamus

“They named me for an old legend. A perfect being, whose fate was known to him and yet he still did as was told. His fate was this: move a rock to the top of this hill and become free’d. And so he did, and the stone tumbled down; and he tried evermore, always with the same result.
“And he was happy, for he knew every step, every action, every moment, perfectly."

@seamus

“Do you understand the true curse of this name? Not to fail and then do once more – it was to always know how it would end. It was to have perfect knowledge.

@NinjaDebugger now you’re making me want to go watch Free Solo again.
@seamus at least they’ve still got the boulder to keep them focused! :)
@seamus Too many jokes:
• “For only $8/month, you can upgrade to Sisy+!”
• The boulder is severely weight-limited right now.
• Follower count = “Moss” (Envisions little Moss from The I.T. Crowd hair/glasses icon next to a growing number readout.)